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Post by Aluli on May 3, 2003 3:53:38 GMT -5
;D Thanks!!!!!!
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Post by Aluli on Apr 23, 2003 18:55:40 GMT -5
Women's Medications
> D A M I T O L > Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 > hours. > > St. M O M M A'S W O R T > Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering > preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. > > E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N > Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by > enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you > couldn't wait till they moved out. > > P E P T O B I M B O > Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before > an > evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves > flirting. > > D U M E R O L > When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. > causing > enjoyment of country western music. > > F L I P I T O R > Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage > and > the urge to flip! off other drivers. > > > M E N I C I L L I N > Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such > lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked > now?" > > B U Y A G R A > Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency > and > duration of spending spree. > > Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL > When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying > frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or > a > book by Dr. Laura. > > J A C K A S S P I R I N > Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your > birthday, > anniversary or phone number. > > A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T > A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too > eager > to share their life stories with total strangers. > > S E X C E D R I N > More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I > have a headache," syndrome. > > R A G A M E T > When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging > on > him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it > herself.
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Post by Aluli on Apr 23, 2003 18:55:40 GMT -5
Women's Medications
> D A M I T O L > Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 > hours. > > St. M O M M A'S W O R T > Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering > preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. > > E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N > Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by > enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you > couldn't wait till they moved out. > > P E P T O B I M B O > Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before > an > evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves > flirting. > > D U M E R O L > When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. > causing > enjoyment of country western music. > > F L I P I T O R > Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage > and > the urge to flip! off other drivers. > > > M E N I C I L L I N > Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such > lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked > now?" > > B U Y A G R A > Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency > and > duration of spending spree. > > Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL > When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying > frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or > a > book by Dr. Laura. > > J A C K A S S P I R I N > Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your > birthday, > anniversary or phone number. > > A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T > A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too > eager > to share their life stories with total strangers. > > S E X C E D R I N > More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I > have a headache," syndrome. > > R A G A M E T > When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging > on > him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it > herself.
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Post by Aluli on Apr 23, 2003 18:04:34 GMT -5
No cheating. Pick your dessert, then look to see. Take this dessert personality test, then send this e-mail on to others. When you send this e-mail on, put your dessert in the subject box above. Also, send it back to the person who sent it to you! If you were buying a dessert and you had your choice of the following which would you choose? ~~ Angel food
Brownies
Lemon Meringue
Vanilla with Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Short Cake
Chocolate on Chocolate
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake ~~ OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about You! ~ NO ... you can't change your mind once you scroll down! So think carefully, what your choice will be!!! ~~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Angel food ... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm fuzzy items. A little nutty. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. ~ Brownies ... You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. ~ Lemon Meringue ... Smooth, sexy, articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. ~ Vanilla with Choc. Icing ... Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in shaking hands, however, you are a friend for life. ~ Strawberry Short Cake ... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. ~ Chocolate on Chocolate ... Sexy, always ready to give and receive, very energetic, and really likes to get into life. The opposite sex is always attracted to you. ~ Ice Cream ... You like sports, whether baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. ~ Carrot Cake ... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person.
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Post by Aluli on Apr 23, 2003 18:04:34 GMT -5
No cheating. Pick your dessert, then look to see. Take this dessert personality test, then send this e-mail on to others. When you send this e-mail on, put your dessert in the subject box above. Also, send it back to the person who sent it to you! If you were buying a dessert and you had your choice of the following which would you choose? ~~ Angel food
Brownies
Lemon Meringue
Vanilla with Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Short Cake
Chocolate on Chocolate
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake ~~ OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about You! ~ NO ... you can't change your mind once you scroll down! So think carefully, what your choice will be!!! ~~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Angel food ... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm fuzzy items. A little nutty. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. ~ Brownies ... You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. ~ Lemon Meringue ... Smooth, sexy, articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. ~ Vanilla with Choc. Icing ... Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in shaking hands, however, you are a friend for life. ~ Strawberry Short Cake ... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. ~ Chocolate on Chocolate ... Sexy, always ready to give and receive, very energetic, and really likes to get into life. The opposite sex is always attracted to you. ~ Ice Cream ... You like sports, whether baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. ~ Carrot Cake ... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person.
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Post by Aluli on Apr 17, 2003 2:23:04 GMT -5
Suzie Anne done fell in love; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Susie gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo'Ma don't know, But Joe is yo'half brother"
So Susie put aside her Joe And planned to marry Will. But after telling Pappy this, He said, "There's trouble still...
You can't marry Will, my gal., And please don't tell your Mother, But Will and Jo and several mo' I know is yo'half brother"
But Mama knew and said, "My child, Just do what makes yo' happy. Marry Will or marry Joe You ain't no kin to Pappy.
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Post by Aluli on Apr 17, 2003 2:23:04 GMT -5
Suzie Anne done fell in love; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Susie gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo'Ma don't know, But Joe is yo'half brother"
So Susie put aside her Joe And planned to marry Will. But after telling Pappy this, He said, "There's trouble still...
You can't marry Will, my gal., And please don't tell your Mother, But Will and Jo and several mo' I know is yo'half brother"
But Mama knew and said, "My child, Just do what makes yo' happy. Marry Will or marry Joe You ain't no kin to Pappy.
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Post by Aluli on Apr 17, 2003 2:18:30 GMT -5
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
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Post by Aluli on Apr 17, 2003 2:18:30 GMT -5
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
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Post by Aluli on Apr 16, 2003 14:26:51 GMT -5
If we used only one thread, it would get soooo long and the conversations that sprout from each joke would be endless. You'd never want to go in there to search for a new joke much less the coversation that you might be involved in.
That's why there is a whole forum catagory just for jokes. That way we can pick and read what is appealing to us! And post replies accordingly!
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Post by Aluli on Apr 16, 2003 14:26:51 GMT -5
If we used only one thread, it would get soooo long and the conversations that sprout from each joke would be endless. You'd never want to go in there to search for a new joke much less the coversation that you might be involved in.
That's why there is a whole forum catagory just for jokes. That way we can pick and read what is appealing to us! And post replies accordingly!
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Post by Aluli on Apr 16, 2003 14:22:13 GMT -5
Well if we love "Beyond Thunderdome" then beyond that was Road Warrior.. So it has to count, right??
I love Road Warrior!! In fact, every time it is on TV we cannot resist watching it (even tho we own it and could watch it commercial free!!)
LOL!!
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Post by Aluli on Apr 16, 2003 14:22:13 GMT -5
Well if we love "Beyond Thunderdome" then beyond that was Road Warrior.. So it has to count, right??
I love Road Warrior!! In fact, every time it is on TV we cannot resist watching it (even tho we own it and could watch it commercial free!!)
LOL!!
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Post by Aluli on Apr 16, 2003 14:16:34 GMT -5
Hey....no problem!! No offense taken here from me!! Excuse me if I don't talk obsessive compulisive "Thunder Dome".
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Post by Aluli on Apr 16, 2003 14:16:34 GMT -5
Hey....no problem!! No offense taken here from me!! Excuse me if I don't talk obsessive compulisive "Thunder Dome".
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