Post by Aluli on Apr 23, 2003 18:55:40 GMT -5
Women's Medications
> D A M I T O L
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8
> hours.
>
> St. M O M M A'S W O R T
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
> preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
>
> E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
> Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by
> enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you
> couldn't wait till they moved out.
>
> P E P T O B I M B O
> Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
> an
> evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves
> flirting.
>
> D U M E R O L
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q.
> causing
> enjoyment of country western music.
>
> F L I P I T O R
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage
> and
> the urge to flip! off other drivers.
>
>
> M E N I C I L L I N
> Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such
> lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked
> now?"
>
> B U Y A G R A
> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency
> and
> duration of spending spree.
>
> Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL
> When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying
> frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or
> a
> book by Dr. Laura.
>
> J A C K A S S P I R I N
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
> birthday,
> anniversary or phone number.
>
> A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too
> eager
> to share their life stories with total strangers.
>
> S E X C E D R I N
> More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I
> have a headache," syndrome.
>
> R A G A M E T
> When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging
> on
> him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it
> herself.
> D A M I T O L
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8
> hours.
>
> St. M O M M A'S W O R T
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
> preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
>
> E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
> Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by
> enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you
> couldn't wait till they moved out.
>
> P E P T O B I M B O
> Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
> an
> evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves
> flirting.
>
> D U M E R O L
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q.
> causing
> enjoyment of country western music.
>
> F L I P I T O R
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage
> and
> the urge to flip! off other drivers.
>
>
> M E N I C I L L I N
> Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such
> lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked
> now?"
>
> B U Y A G R A
> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency
> and
> duration of spending spree.
>
> Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL
> When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying
> frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or
> a
> book by Dr. Laura.
>
> J A C K A S S P I R I N
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
> birthday,
> anniversary or phone number.
>
> A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too
> eager
> to share their life stories with total strangers.
>
> S E X C E D R I N
> More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I
> have a headache," syndrome.
>
> R A G A M E T
> When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging
> on
> him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it
> herself.
