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Post by Tbot on Apr 29, 2003 21:58:45 GMT -5
I have had enough of your puny attempts at seduction! Two 'beings' enter, and the superior being (namely moi) leaves!
Come on, punk... make my DAY!
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Post by PiMpDaDdY on May 1, 2003 16:26:39 GMT -5
Okay, I'm here dipsy doodle. What's your beef? You wanna get it on in here? Watch it! I might get you wrestled down and then wooowee!!! **SMOOOCH!!**  |
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Post by Uncle Entity on May 2, 2003 11:40:43 GMT -5
Dr. Dealgood: Let's the fun begin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd: APPLAUSE!
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Post by Tbot on May 7, 2003 11:28:53 GMT -5
(Princess Tbot enters the Thunderdome traditionally bare-chested with her golden Scalian draped across her chest. Having taught herself to stand upright on the bend of her tailfins, she mentally prepares herself for this battle of Sexy Siren –vs- Scumbag. The startled faces in the crowd indicate their disbelief that she is real… not a mutant, but a real, honest-to-goodness Mermaid. She lifts her hands – fists clenched – above her head and executes a slow turn, looking at all the people clinging to the dome. As she makes eye contact with as many as she can, they begin to cheer…)
Dr. Dealgood: Far from the sea and looking for answers, she comes here today to settle a score. She’s no man’s candy, she’s a goddess from down under the depths; madly beautiful, wildly cunning… I give you PRINCESS Teeee Bot!
(The crowd roars enthusiastically.)
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Post by Trishy on May 7, 2003 19:49:50 GMT -5
The crowd gets unruly. Some wait with baited breath.
The show will commence, but the winner has already been choosen.
The crowd cheers for the Princess. Many arms are raised. Some scream above the noise. Cheering and clapping.
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Post by Uncle Entity on May 9, 2003 9:00:38 GMT -5
DR. DEALGOOD: And now... the challenger! He cames from a distant place in the Wasteland called "KISS CITY" (devoted to Gene Simmons). He's the smack-fighter. Love on two legs. He's the PERFECT MALE every survivor girl dreams about. He's the heart-breaker... he's...
GIGOLO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Crowd: few applauses.
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Post by Tbot on Jun 5, 2003 17:22:18 GMT -5
Before he can touch her, the Sexy Siren, Princess Tbot opens her mouth and begins to emit a high pitched wale that pierces his eardrums and fries his brain. Gigolo drops to the ground in agony as the crowd roars.
Prinny T bows, an watches her prey wrythe in the dust until he ceases all movement. Then, kneeling beside him in the dust, she plucks out his eyeballs and eats them.
Suddenly, her scales start to shimmer... she lays down next to her dead enemy and the crowd stares at her, transfixed by her transformation.
Gone are her scales and her tailfin. She stands up on two, very long and muscular legs and walks calmly to the door - undaunted by the catcalls at her new nakedness. Looking up, she shouts:
"TWO BEINGS ENTER... AND I LEAVE!"
She raises her arms above her head, glorying in her victory. The cage door opens and she exits the Thunderdome stage. A stranger throws a cape around her shoulders and leads her off toward the Atomic Cafe for a celebration drink.
(here endeth the lesson...)
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