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Post by Uncle Entity on Apr 19, 2003 15:36:31 GMT -5
Dr. Dealgood:
"And now, I have TWO MEN... TWO MAD MAX FANS with the guts plenty of fear.
The first one: he's the 17 years old Scottish Mad Max fan for excellence. He's smart, good, wonderful, terribly intelligent and... he just created an outpost in the net... he's TYCHO !!!!!!!!!
And now, the challenger: He's known as the biggest Mad Max 3 fan on the Earth. He's obsessive. He built up the second biggest and most boring MM site on the net. He could bubble about the tribe of kids for hours! and finally... he's a beautiful Italian guy... he's... the "KNOWBY WARRIOR"... ehm... UNCLEEEEEEEEE ENTITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
**********CHEERS*****************
Uncle Entity and Tycho entered in the Dome. Uncle Entity wears a strange butterfly costume, with antennas and fake wings. Tycho just wears raggedy clothes, and shows a sylish hairstyle. On the top of his armoured torso, the shape of his head is defined by a hat.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 19, 2003 15:50:29 GMT -5
Ahem Dr Dealgood just to clear a few things up...
Tycho sports an interesting jacket. Legend is its the jacket worn by the original Road Warrior, Tycho found it after looking to scavenge parts from the wrecks after the legendary freeing of Master.
He wears a brown faded prewar hat, looking suspiciously like the one sported by Indiana Jones inthe ancient trilogy of adventure movies...
Tycho squares up to Uncle clenching his fists.
The combatants have chose to refrain from wearing the elastic ropes. Instead the weapons are suspended about 10 feet up in the edges of the dome... a short climb will bringa combatant to his first weapon.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 20, 2003 7:32:44 GMT -5
Dr. Dealgood suddenly ordered to the Guardsmen to take off the leather jacket from Tycho's torso.
Indeed, the jacket was totally useless there, and it basically reminded to the late, disappeared "Man With No Name", the warrior who defeated Blaster.
Uncle grins. He's a real bad ass.
The Guardsmen left the Thunderdome in order to keep themself alive. Dr.Dealgood left too, with a serious expression on his face.
BOOM! An hit in the air announces the beginning of the challenge.
Tycho digs his feet into the dust and charges forward, he throws a punch but Uncle quickly blocks it. The two men trade blows each managing to block the attacks of the other. Suddenly Tycho spins into a crouch and extends his leg, delivering a sweep which knocks Uncle off balance. Uncle's legs fly up from the arena floor and he lands heavily on his shoulder's with a grunt. He looks unhurt, just winded...
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Post by Uncle Entity on Apr 20, 2003 7:40:46 GMT -5
A rush of adrenaline. Uncle screams with a vengeance. He wasn't hurt at all... but his honour went seriously damaged.
He begin to run towards Tycho like a ferocious beast, then manages to catch a bloody streak from the adversaire's rampant hair (the brown hat just disappears --- one of the crowd has stolen it with a quick gesture) and then... starts to pull the face towards... the iron bars of the Dome. CRASH! and CRASH! Again!
(Uncle has pushed Tycho's face on the metal twice now, with a chilling sound.
Tycho moans like a little girl.)
The crowds goes NUTS! : Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by Tycho on Apr 20, 2003 7:49:32 GMT -5
The crowd realised the girl like moan came from Uncle, Tycho has him in an arm lock! Tycho prises himself up from the edge of the cage and turns around, Uncle is grimacing as Tycho twists his arm further and further... suddenly Uncle reverses the arm lock, Tycho is thrown off balance and slam into the floor with a thud.
He picks himself looks at Uncle. "You fight like a girl butterfly boy". Tycho crouches down then leaps up delivering a powerful jump kick to uncle's midsection. Uncle grunts as he is thrown backwards sliding almost the entire distance of the cage on his back. He looks hurt...
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Post by Uncle Entity on Apr 20, 2003 7:57:28 GMT -5
Uncle Entity looks damaged... his antenna broken down... the whole butterfly suit dirty as hell... just a little time of confusion and blood pumping into his mind then... he runs towards Tycho with speed into his veins... eventually, he kicks harder on Tycho's face, raising his leg in a pretty impossible position. Tycho falls down again.
"Butterflies are far better than worms... as you're learning today. Painfully learning. Butterflies can flies. Worms like you... CAN DIE!" - Uncle.
A fist on TYCHO's face, then Uncle jumps on the rope, crawls on it... reaching a weapon... a japanese nun-chago. He jumps on the floor with a weird laughing glimpse on the face...
Tycho just appears a little bit scared. He moans like a little girl again.
The crows is as much laughing as Uncle does.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 20, 2003 8:06:48 GMT -5
Using the power of 100 posts, Tycho backflips onto the wall of the cage, grabbing hold of a Samurai Sword. He drops back down to the floor. Tycho doesn't try to show off any fancy moves, he merely brings the sword to bear and charges at Uncle, The sword held to the left,ready to deliver a lethal strike. Uncle tries to sidestep but is a fraction of a second late, The razor sharp blade slices into his right arm leaving a painful but non-disabling wound. Uncle looks scared as Tycho raises the sword for another blow. "You're in for a world of hurt little man, all because of a glass of water."
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Post by Uncle Entity on Apr 20, 2003 8:41:48 GMT -5
Uncle grins:
"yeah, but when I will finish with you... your dusty remains will not EVEN enter in a glass of water..."
Suddenly, despite the broken, viciously wounded arm, Uncle (already thinking to an auto-amputation) slides in reverse and bounces on the floor soil as an human ball, straight in the back direction (in the process, one fake wing just dijointed from the suit) ---- quickly, he aims the nun-chago towards Tycho's eyes. The weapon flies in the air at 45 miles per hour, strikes Tycho's scottish visage in the middle, and a GEYSER of blood suddenly rose from the space between the eyebrows.
TYCHO: "AAAAAAARGHHHH MUM, help me!"
The Crowd laughs. "That Tycho is a comedian, for Christs sake" - sentences a man.
Uncle jumps on the rope again (yelling all his pain 'cause that fuk*ing damaged arm) picks up a machete from the bunch, then eventually falls on Tycho.
Uncle's legs hit Tycho on the same point the geyser was flowing.
Uncle seems tired. Much tired. His boots are now imbued with Tycho's blood, and ain't no right. With an ultimate, rage act, the human butterfly penetrates Tycho's left shoulder with the machete.
Tycho doesn't scream. Just moans.
Uncle saved the machete from Tycho's shoulder with a quick strap. A resounding broke came from the shoulder bone. Uncle raised the blade... ready for the coup of grace then...
... then stopped...
Something was wrong. After all, Tycho's water wasn't that bad. Uncle just realized it now.... looking the messed up, crimson red-coloured desperately scarred face of the Tycho.
"I will not KILL YOU, bloody face."
The crowds goes nuts: "TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES"
Jennifer Lopez (Madame Scorpion) looked a little bit disinteressed, but stressed the law with her softened voice:
"Okay Unk. You saved this poor Tycho. But TWO men enter, one man leaves. ALWAYS. Then, just commit suicide!... or we will kill YOU!"
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Post by Tycho on Apr 20, 2003 10:44:51 GMT -5
Tycho staggers around the ring, blood pouring over his face, he can barely make out the big ugly butterfly man a few feet from himself. Although entering unconsciousness, Tycho raises his sword one last time and buries it to the hilt through Uncle's back. The crowd stop laughing. The point of the sword protrudes from Uncle's stomach, parts of intestine and bone stuck to the edge. Uncle falls to his knees as Tycho passes out on the floor, blood pouring from his head wound. "Uhhh" is all Uncle manages tto utter as he falls from his knees to the floor blood trickling from the edge of his mouth.
"Two Men Enter No Men Leave!" screams one member of the crowd, clutching Tycho's hat like some sick trophy. The rest of the crowd join in "TWO MEN ENTER NO MEN LEAVE!" They scream. Both fallen warriors are dragged out of the arena and taken to Bartertown's medical building maybe there's still hope for them yet.
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Post by Uncle Entity on Apr 21, 2003 8:47:56 GMT -5
Dr. Dealgood: "Bartertown! Bartertown! Remember... water can be dangerous these dusty days... by all means !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Madame Scorpion: "Things are really crumbling down... nobody follows the Law nowadays. What a dirty city... Ben, come on, gonna spend a little bit of sex tonight...." (Enter Ben Affleck, totally naked, covered with chains and wearing his silly Daredevil mask. The guy is Madame Scorpion's fave sleave.)
Uncle Entity and Tycho are still under the surgeon's hands. Tycho can't stop himself in his endless moaning. The surgeon of Bartertown is really really famous. Only 34 deaths out of 56 medical procedures. Much better than the previous Aunty Entity doctor's efforts. The guy died during Bartertown's first destruction, in 2018.
Who will live out of the two?
Both proved to be tough warriors, even.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 21, 2003 9:28:23 GMT -5
Well, I'm not quite sure how to reply to that last post unk. "Naked Ben Affleck?" "Madame Scorpion?". Where did you dream all this up!?
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Post by Uncle Entity on Apr 21, 2003 18:03:56 GMT -5
I was referring to Jennifer Lopez --- haha she's now the chief! (after Aunty's demise). Ben Affleck will be her puppet in the post-apocalyptic Oz too... ;D
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Post by Tycho on Apr 22, 2003 6:51:14 GMT -5
LoL you should send a script for some kind of Thunderdome Remake to Warner Brothers, J-Lo and Affleck together means big bucks.
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Post by Uncle Entity on May 2, 2003 11:39:49 GMT -5
In the night, Madame Scorpion killed Ben Affleck because he revealed to be one of these gay post-apocalyptic sleave a-la Golden Youth - BOOOOOM!
The Thunderdome Arena is quiet... for now. Empty, dusty, menacing. Almost living and breathing as every other Bartertown's human scag.
THE END
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