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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 11:44:54 GMT -5
The only roadkill round here is you buddy. Plus all our food is of the best quality, it's only our water which is questionable, according to Uncle.
Now, you've been out in the wastes for quite a while, I guess you have some great stories to tell?
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Post by Tycho on Apr 19, 2003 14:30:44 GMT -5
First hand eh? Well go on, I'm always keen to hear a good story
here's your drink mate.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 11:37:33 GMT -5
"In fact, I've been saving this champagne for a special time. But what with you're arrival in Bartertown RoadKill plus, this lovely Cafe finally seeing a few patrons, I think I might just open it up."
He thumbed the cork, sending it skyward with a pop, where it bounced off the ceiling.
"Want a glass?"
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Post by Tycho on Apr 18, 2003 18:19:44 GMT -5
Maybe somebody has a Tale of their adventures in the Wastes... Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the actual Road Warrior!? Saw him race out of Bartertown over there, on some sort of crazy train... looked like some twisted version of the Orient Express.
*looks round the cafe for a patron willing to tell their story*. Comeon folks life behind the counter is usually dull I need to know what you adventure seekers get up to!
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 11:18:39 GMT -5
Yeah, the price of goods, depends on what we got in. The stuff that's rarest at the moment cost more. We justgot a crate of Whiskey in, Old Man Ordys does a good job up at his still and sells us his stuff real cheap. Hence the low price.
The gecko comes on a stick. The stick is made out of wood. The stick has a sharp point, be careful.
What kind of a stick were you expecting?...
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Post by Tycho on Apr 18, 2003 13:45:10 GMT -5
We serve booze, but take note, anything with water in it liable to kill you before it makes you drunk.
Mad Max made the Atomic cafe earlier today after I requested somewhere for everyone to just talk, get to know each other and have a bit of fun.
So... what you drinkin'?
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 11:11:20 GMT -5
Well,
At the moment we have:
Drinks:
Whiskey $4 a bottle Tequila $6 a bottle Beer $1 a bottle Orange Soda $1 a bottle
Food:
Gecko on a stick $2 Kangaroo Steak $6 Kangaroo Ribs $4 Kangaroo Tail Soup $2 Dog Burgers $3
And thats about it.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 10:56:54 GMT -5
Well, I was out the hospital for 5 minutes, and I see this creep walk by wearing my hat. I made sure the guards weren't around and followed him into an alley. picked up a steel pipe, and Viola! i have it back.
And if you want something with kick, here's a glass of Whiskey with ground Gecko.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 18, 2003 13:00:28 GMT -5
Well nice talking to you, and thru our effort we made this a hot thread!
<---- Check the flames!
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 10:46:45 GMT -5
I'm ok,
just got out the infirmary. Severe concussion. I can only see in black and white now. doc said uncle must have destroyed some nerve endings when he hit me in the face with his Nunchucks. Not too mention my arm doesnt work too good after they stitched up the machete wound.
Anyway, ebough of my troubles, what you drinking?
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Post by Tycho on Apr 18, 2003 12:47:19 GMT -5
Cool ok. The forum certainly is brilliant. IT's got far better features that most other places.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 19, 2003 15:21:25 GMT -5
*Aunty's guards seem to emerge from nowhere, all of a sudden Uncle finds himself surrounded by 6 loaded rifles*
Respect the law Uncle, no killing. This water's as pure as I can get it. How about a discount? We dont want to have to take this to Thunderdome.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 19, 2003 15:09:33 GMT -5
East it was Uncle at least that's the way I saw it.
Pure's gonna cost ya Uncle what you got to pay for it with?
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Post by Tycho on Apr 18, 2003 12:30:53 GMT -5
YEah, I love all 4 lethal weapon movies too. Got them in the video box set. Also I own "Payback" and "Ransom". i also liked "The Patriot" when I saw it on tv for the first time recently.
Also Iwondered how this forum was formed. Since you are a "Bartertown Moderator" I assume you were here for its creation?
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Post by Tycho on Apr 19, 2003 14:30:44 GMT -5
First hand eh? Well go on, I'm always keen to hear a good story
here's your drink mate.
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