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Post by Tycho on Apr 25, 2003 11:53:05 GMT -5
Uncle Entity told me he's gone out into the wasteland for a few days. He wont be back till Monday Tbot. I guess you're just gonna have to wait.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 11:18:39 GMT -5
Yeah, the price of goods, depends on what we got in. The stuff that's rarest at the moment cost more. We justgot a crate of Whiskey in, Old Man Ordys does a good job up at his still and sells us his stuff real cheap. Hence the low price.
The gecko comes on a stick. The stick is made out of wood. The stick has a sharp point, be careful.
What kind of a stick were you expecting?...
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Post by Tycho on Apr 25, 2003 10:03:01 GMT -5
"Where are you?" Tycho repeated in disbelief?
"You're back in cafe, seems some of the patrons threw you out, didn't take too kindly to the fact you were hitting pretty hard upon that lady there."
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 16:36:12 GMT -5
That'll be $6 RoadKill. Go ahead with your story, your steak will be ready pretty soon.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 11:11:20 GMT -5
Well,
At the moment we have:
Drinks:
Whiskey $4 a bottle Tequila $6 a bottle Beer $1 a bottle Orange Soda $1 a bottle
Food:
Gecko on a stick $2 Kangaroo Steak $6 Kangaroo Ribs $4 Kangaroo Tail Soup $2 Dog Burgers $3
And thats about it.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 16:30:17 GMT -5
*carries Gigolo's limp body outside and dumps it in the dust outside the cafe's door.* That'll teach him to pimp somewhere else.
Tycho- "Go back to your drinks patrons, trouble's over."
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 15:34:05 GMT -5
No, I'm cookin' with grease you ain't even allowed in the kitchen.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 10:56:54 GMT -5
Well, I was out the hospital for 5 minutes, and I see this creep walk by wearing my hat. I made sure the guards weren't around and followed him into an alley. picked up a steel pipe, and Viola! i have it back.
And if you want something with kick, here's a glass of Whiskey with ground Gecko.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 15:11:34 GMT -5
If the steak's a little bruised its only cos I killed the Kangaroo with a car. Anyways, the only Max I know was a man known as the Road Warrior. He blew through here quite a while ago, tore up the place prettygood too. Got Aunty real mad, apparently he stole a dwarf. Doesn't make no sense to me. Anyway if you want all the details spek to Uncle Entity he's the real expert on Bartertown History and Gossip.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 10:46:45 GMT -5
I'm ok,
just got out the infirmary. Severe concussion. I can only see in black and white now. doc said uncle must have destroyed some nerve endings when he hit me in the face with his Nunchucks. Not too mention my arm doesnt work too good after they stitched up the machete wound.
Anyway, ebough of my troubles, what you drinking?
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 14:52:23 GMT -5
Well with Whiskey in abundance, it's only $4 a bottle. Using my extensive numeric skills as a barkeep I can tell you that 4 goes into 1000, 250 times. So i guess you can have 250 bottles of Whiskey, that's just about all we got back there.. or something else off the menu and a Pre Paid Bar Tab. That'll let you have all you want any time you want till your 1000 dollars is done, which trust me will take a long time.
Atomic Cafe Menu Drinks:
Whiskey $4 a bottle Tequila $6 a bottle Beer $1 a bottle Orange Soda $1 a bottle
Food:
Gecko on a stick $2 Kangaroo Steak $6 Kangaroo Ribs $4 Kangaroo Tail Soup $2 Dog Burgers $3
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 14:37:58 GMT -5
Well, apparently my water ain't what it could be, so Unlce wanted Thunderdome, then kicked I disagree. If you wanna know what happened in detail... truth is I don't rightly remeber myself, there are detailed records over at the thunderdome thread.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 19, 2003 15:21:25 GMT -5
*Aunty's guards seem to emerge from nowhere, all of a sudden Uncle finds himself surrounded by 6 loaded rifles*
Respect the law Uncle, no killing. This water's as pure as I can get it. How about a discount? We dont want to have to take this to Thunderdome.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 12:36:44 GMT -5
d**n Roadkill you cant hold your liquor. Now he really is unconscious. Hope he tells us the rest if he wakes up.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 19, 2003 15:09:33 GMT -5
East it was Uncle at least that's the way I saw it.
Pure's gonna cost ya Uncle what you got to pay for it with?
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