RoadKill
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"If they're shooting at you, then you know you're doing something right"
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 25, 2003 15:38:57 GMT -5
Thanks for the steak Tbot  The least I can do in return is buy you a drink, what will you have? |
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RoadKill
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"If they're shooting at you, then you know you're doing something right"
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 25, 2003 17:31:18 GMT -5
Hey is that your Hummer parked outside Tycho?
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Post by Tycho on Apr 25, 2003 18:05:15 GMT -5
Tycho chuckled a Roadkill's observation,
"well you could call her a Humvee. She came over with some American troops back before the war, vehicle for the embassy or something like that. d**n thing doesn't even have an engine anymore, never mind the electrics and TLC needed to start her up.
She's only good for scrap nowadays, might break her down someday, the armour plating oughta come in useful."
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RoadKill
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"If they're shooting at you, then you know you're doing something right"
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 27, 2003 14:02:15 GMT -5
It's very nice *nods approvingly*, and what sort of firepower are you packing underneath that bar of yours? |
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Post by Tycho on Apr 27, 2003 14:10:59 GMT -5
"There's all sorts of goodies down here Roadkill," Tycho answered quickly, "most of the stuff ain't up to much," he continued, "but there are a few gems, a decent revolver or two, even a working pump action twelve guage. I'm not a collector or anything but people have to settle their bar tabs one way or another and usually a weapon will be the only thing of value they own in this godforsaken world."
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Post by Tbot on Apr 28, 2003 12:37:19 GMT -5
(Princess Tbot's eyes bug out like a dying fish at the sight of size of Tycho's weapon...)
Holy Jehosophat, boy... Put that thing away before someone thinks that he has to prove himself by trying to take it away from you. A dead bartender is no good.
Oh, and thanks for the offer, but I'd rather not metamorph behind the bar. Besides, you may not be too young for me, but I'm waaaaay too old for you. And you're cute - in a rough-n-tumble sort of way. I'm on a mission here and I cannot afford to fall in love.
I need to take a leak (which without legs is a very tricky prospect...) If that Uncle guy comes in, tell him a big, sexy fish is looking for him, will you?
(Princess Tbot slithers off towards the Sheila's Room, winking over her shoulder and almost running into the wall.)
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Post by Tycho on Apr 28, 2003 12:55:13 GMT -5
Ok, I shall tell him, although I think Uncle has returned from the Wastes... so hopefully you can tell him of your quest yourself.
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Post by Tbot on Apr 28, 2003 13:25:19 GMT -5
(Princess Tbot re-emerges from the bathroom. As she slithers by them, the patrons of the cafe notice that she has a bit of toilet paper stuck to the tip of her tail fin...)
Your toilet could use a good cleaning and I could use another bottle of whiskey. Oh, and could you order me up a Gecko Kabob? No special sauce and no black pepper -- it makes me sneeze.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 28, 2003 13:30:48 GMT -5
Well, we need to hire a cleaner, the jobs is open to you, if you're willing to work 12 hours a day for 1 dollar an hour.
Tycho doesn't mention the toilet paper, he doesn't want to embarass Tbot.
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Post by PiMpDaDdY on Apr 28, 2003 13:51:25 GMT -5
*Gigolo steps back up to the bar and leans Tbot over it and gives her a hot smooch!* **SMOOOOCH!!** She can't resist the giggy dude's moves. Now she's gettin' hot! She's losing control! She's on fire!!! Giggy dude grabs her by the hair and lays another one on her! **SMOOOOCH!!** She wants to stop, but she can't! She knows everyone will lose respect for her now, but she cannot resist! She thinks about kneeing the giggy dude in the gonads, but quickly dismisses the thought. She secretly wants Gigolo, but she must conceal her feelings in front of her friends... ...they don't like Gigolo because they know he's got the moves that they only wish they had! He can go for hours! Come on and love me, baby!!! |
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RoadKill
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"If they're shooting at you, then you know you're doing something right"
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 28, 2003 15:35:30 GMT -5
This guy is really starting to annoy me now, I might just have to beat him up again.
*stealthily removes the bit of toilet paper stuck to Tbot*
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Post by Tycho on Apr 28, 2003 15:38:59 GMT -5
"Smooooooooth RoadKill."
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Post by PiMpDaDdY on Apr 28, 2003 16:52:44 GMT -5
*Tbot melts in the giggy dude's arms. She gazes into the Gigolo's eyes with the slightest smile. She loves this man! As Gigolo squeezes her tightly, she can't help but press her pelvis up to his. She's hot! She's burning up! Suddenly, and without warning, she shouts "No! I cannot do this! How dare you try to take advantage of me!" She glares at him. Gigolo, taken aback, appears shocked, undoubtedly stunned. Never before has a woman responded in such a way! "Awwwwooooohhh!!!", Gigolo howls out! "Let me have some of that treat!!!" |
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Post by Uncle Entity on Apr 29, 2003 6:37:55 GMT -5
*******POOOOOOOOM !!! SLAM!*********
Enter Uncle Entity in the Atomic Cafè. He wears now a lot of bandage to heal the wounds through the partially-naked body. The rest was covered in black 'n' dusty leather. No more butterfly sh*t. And on the top of that, his beautiful face has been covered with a strange, ritual half-mask, just on the left side of the visage. The half-mask is red with fine, orizzontal black streaks across the surface. Pretty scary.
He's pretty angry with the world too.
Uncle grabs Gigolo for the neck, pushing him away from the bloody siren with a flashy gesture. The siren just grins to the stranger.
"Gigolo... again? You did it again. Madame Scorpion made me PRIME GUARDSMAN, fuk*in' heart-breaker. She said I'm much tougher than Ironbar Bassey... and he was tougher than all the 345 Marauders that lived in this dirty and painful desert long time before they would have built up BARTERTOWN !!!!!!!!!
So, man... air, air, gonna breath air out of there."
Gigolo suddenly runs for your life.
Uncle Entity sit there... slightly laughing to Tycho.
What a man, this Uncle Entity!
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Post by Tbot on Apr 29, 2003 11:37:34 GMT -5
(Princess Tbot shakes her head and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand... then she spits on the floor...)
Now every time I hear that song "Just A Gigolo" I'm gonna puke. There's only one thing worse than being man-handled by a moron, and that's having everyone SEE you man-handled by a moron.
(She turns to look at Gigolo and glares with murderous intent...)
Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry. I'll shoot fire out of my eyes that will consume your bowels before you have the chance to scream. Better yet, I'll take my Scallian (She unties a gold chain from her waist and holds it up to reveal the sharp, scale-like blades attached to the tips...) and sever your giggy nose from your ugly giggy face. Now keep your bloody hands to yourself -- or lose them!
(She turns to the recent arrival and smiles, batting her eyes coquettishly...)
You MUST be Uncle Entity. I have crossed miles of desert just to get to you. I have this for you... (She hands him the message she took from the bottle in the ocean off the coast of Sydney.)
Can you tell me please -- who is this hero, Max? And does he like seafood? ;D
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