Enter The Cafe Here.

[Tycho]

Well nice talking to you, and thru our effort we made this a hot thread!

<---- Check the flames!

[ĊąРťĀ]

Where'd this place come from??!! Hi! Do you serve booze here? ;D

[Tycho]

We serve booze, but take note, anything with water in it liable to kill you before it makes you drunk.

Mad Max made the Atomic cafe earlier today after I requested somewhere for everyone to just talk, get to know each other and have a bit of fun.

So... what you drinkin'?

[Tycho]

Maybe somebody has a Tale of their adventures in the Wastes... Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the actual Road Warrior!? Saw him race out of Bartertown over there, on some sort of crazy train... looked like some twisted version of the Orient Express.

*looks round the cafe for a patron willing to tell their story*. Comeon folks life behind the counter is usually dull I need to know what you adventure seekers get up to!

[ĊąРťĀ]

I'll have Glenlivet and seltzer, please. By the way, I know about the crazy train, first hand!

[Tycho]

First hand eh? Well go on, I'm always keen to hear a good story

here's your drink mate.

[Uncle Entity]

First a tanker, then a crazy train. This Road Warrior is d**n dangerous! Where was the vehicle heading anyway, oh my friends?

I guess towards... EAST. Isn't it?

After all... it's the Orient Express.

Give me some pure water... I haven't drunk it since Friday.

[Tycho]

East it was Uncle at least that's the way I saw it.

Pure's gonna cost ya Uncle what you got to pay for it with?

[Uncle Entity]

I give you a fist of grain. Does it sound as a bargain?

""""" PUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH """"""

(Shotgun out)

You son of pregnant dog! This water is contaminated!

[Tycho]

*Aunty's guards seem to emerge from nowhere, all of a sudden Uncle finds himself surrounded by 6 loaded rifles*

Respect the law Uncle, no killing. This water's as pure as I can get it. How about a discount? We dont want to have to take this to Thunderdome.

[Uncle Entity]

That's a dirty lie! And you're a bloody liar, yes, that's what you are, a bloody liar. This water is nuts! I think you collect it straight from a dirty hole in the Wasteland, a dirty irradiated hole, a dirty hole as the place where your mother just popped you up!

These Guards can't hold a bit of my hand:
BRING THIS LIAR TO the THUNDERDOME, I'm ready to fu*k off his face... THUNDERDOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*** The Guardsmen have caught both of us... the neon sign is already flashing in the night: "Thunderdome Live" *****

(Let's move to the Thunderdome board)

[RoadKill]

Hey, Tycho are you still alive after the thunderdome? As i want to order a drink.

[Uncle Entity]

Yeah.

Tycho is in pretty bad conditions, but still alive. He was demised from Bartertown's hospital just this afternoon.

[Tycho]

I'm ok,

just got out the infirmary. Severe concussion. I can only see in black and white now. doc said uncle must have destroyed some nerve endings when he hit me in the face with his Nunchucks. Not too mention my arm doesnt work too good after they stitched up the machete wound.

Anyway, ebough of my troubles, what you drinking?

[RoadKill]

Have you got anything with a little bit of a kick?

I saw your fight it was rather impressive... did you ever get your hat back?