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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 14:52:23 GMT -5
Well with Whiskey in abundance, it's only $4 a bottle. Using my extensive numeric skills as a barkeep I can tell you that 4 goes into 1000, 250 times. So i guess you can have 250 bottles of Whiskey, that's just about all we got back there.. or something else off the menu and a Pre Paid Bar Tab. That'll let you have all you want any time you want till your 1000 dollars is done, which trust me will take a long time.
Atomic Cafe Menu Drinks:
Whiskey $4 a bottle Tequila $6 a bottle Beer $1 a bottle Orange Soda $1 a bottle
Food:
Gecko on a stick $2 Kangaroo Steak $6 Kangaroo Ribs $4 Kangaroo Tail Soup $2 Dog Burgers $3
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Post by Tbot on Apr 24, 2003 15:01:03 GMT -5
(The Siren Leans closer and speaks slowly and distinctly)
What I could really use is a little information. I was swimming the bay near the desimated cities last May when - "BONK" - this bottle lands right on top of my head. I grabbed it and skirted away to a safe distance and popped the cork. There was a message in it... a silly little phrase...
"Hero, come home... We need you, Max. Come back to us."
My travels have led me here - to this god-forsaken hellhole and this... lovely cafe.
Who is this Max? And why would anyone want to so badly reach him?
And could you give me one of those Roo steaks - rare as they come... no pepper?[/color][/font][/size]
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 15:11:34 GMT -5
If the steak's a little bruised its only cos I killed the Kangaroo with a car. Anyways, the only Max I know was a man known as the Road Warrior. He blew through here quite a while ago, tore up the place prettygood too. Got Aunty real mad, apparently he stole a dwarf. Doesn't make no sense to me. Anyway if you want all the details spek to Uncle Entity he's the real expert on Bartertown History and Gossip.
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Post by PiMpDaDdY on Apr 24, 2003 15:32:28 GMT -5
Forget Max. You look like you could use some lovin' Tbot. May I call you Princess? How about you and I get each other hot in back? I'm cookin' with grease, baby! **SMOOOOOOCH!!**
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 15:34:05 GMT -5
No, I'm cookin' with grease you ain't even allowed in the kitchen.
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RoadKill
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"If they're shooting at you, then you know you're doing something right"
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 16:25:06 GMT -5
*picks himself up off the floor*
How long was I out for?
*looks around the bar*
Ahh my eyes, that suit is a horrible colour, it stings!
*punches Gigolo*
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 16:30:17 GMT -5
*carries Gigolo's limp body outside and dumps it in the dust outside the cafe's door.* That'll teach him to pimp somewhere else.
Tycho- "Go back to your drinks patrons, trouble's over."
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RoadKill
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 16:32:54 GMT -5
*slumps down at the bar*
Give us one of your kangaroo steaks, and after I'm done eating I'll continue my story...
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 16:36:12 GMT -5
That'll be $6 RoadKill. Go ahead with your story, your steak will be ready pretty soon.
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Post by PiMpDaDdY on Apr 24, 2003 22:03:40 GMT -5
"Where am I?!", exclaims Gigolo, as Tbot soothingly rubs a piece of ice on his head. "Ooh baby! Let's smooch!" "SMOOOOCH!!**"
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Post by Tycho on Apr 25, 2003 10:03:01 GMT -5
"Where are you?" Tycho repeated in disbelief?
"You're back in cafe, seems some of the patrons threw you out, didn't take too kindly to the fact you were hitting pretty hard upon that lady there."
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Post by Tbot on Apr 25, 2003 11:44:12 GMT -5
(Princess Tbot looks at the ice cube in her hand and then hurls it to the ground. She then spits and skittles back inside the cafe.)
What the heck was I thinking, wasting a piece of valuable ice on that pile of dingo dung?
Barkeep, put Roadkill's Roo on my tab and open us up another bottle of that classy whiskey.
You say Uncle Entity might have the information I need on this Max fellow?
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Post by Tycho on Apr 25, 2003 11:53:05 GMT -5
Uncle Entity told me he's gone out into the wasteland for a few days. He wont be back till Monday Tbot. I guess you're just gonna have to wait.
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Post by Tbot on Apr 25, 2003 13:10:54 GMT -5
(Princess Tbot pours herself a double shot of whiskey and slams it back like a pro, making that wincing face that tells you how good the burn felt.)
So, Barkeep... are there any human males in the brothels around these parts? I have to see a man about breaking a spell. You see, (she grins) I have to mate with a human male at least once a moon or I lose my lungs. Plus, if I can get him to tell me he loves me, my tail transforms into human legs. And I can tell you that it is far easier to travel this blasted desert on legs than it is on my belly wriggling this darn tail.
(She pours herself another whiskey and winks at the Barkeep.)
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Post by Tycho on Apr 25, 2003 13:17:43 GMT -5
"Well there's the 'Prancing Pony' Brothel a few minutes West of here Tbot, but most of the guys in there are helluva dirty, you'd probably catch something awful."
He motioned to Roadkill, who lay slumped across the bar once again.
"Looks like this fella is up for a bit of excitement though."
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