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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 12:28:33 GMT -5
And so the story begins far from here in the northern wastes...
I had been wandering for many days. How many I couldn't rightly say, out there the passage of time is subtle as you wish each hour was your last. The hot sun beat down upon my shoulders. Instead of refreshing it tormented, like the cruel captor of an animal. Each step across the sandy landscape faltered, I stumbled. Fell. I lifted my face out of the sand, and tried to regain my focus. It was near impossible, for out there in the wastes there is nothing to focus on. The lands are desolate, the sky is clear and the sun burns through every tissue in your body. It is hell. I pushed myself up to my knees. Then tried to stand, my muscles quivered and my vision blurred. A hot surge of nausea knocked me back onto the warm sand. I turned my head and opened my eyes, but I saw nothing. It was black…I lost consciousness.
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 11:53:35 GMT -5
Hey I may be RoadKill but I'm still...em...if i wasn't so drunk I'd think of something to say.
*drinks more champagne*
A story eh?
Well gather round everybody....
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 27, 2003 14:02:15 GMT -5
It's very nice *nods approvingly*, and what sort of firepower are you packing underneath that bar of yours?
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 11:40:50 GMT -5
Hmm i suppose a glass of champagne after a whole bottle of whiskey can't do any harm.
Let's celebrate...stuff...what you said.
By the way the gecko was very nice my compliments to the chef, or the driver if it was roadkill.
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 25, 2003 17:31:18 GMT -5
Hey is that your Hummer parked outside Tycho?
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 25, 2003 15:38:57 GMT -5
Thanks for the steak Tbot The least I can do in return is buy you a drink, what will you have?
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 11:22:40 GMT -5
I don't know a stick that's a little bit more adventerous, perhaps it has a branch with a leaf coming off it.
Glad to hear Old Man Ordys is still alive and filling bartertown with some good Polish whiskey!
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 11:13:17 GMT -5
That's quite cheap for a bottle! How about a bottle of whiskey then...and emmm...the gecko sounds good, what sort of a stick is it?
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 16:32:54 GMT -5
*slumps down at the bar*
Give us one of your kangaroo steaks, and after I'm done eating I'll continue my story...
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 16:25:06 GMT -5
*picks himself up off the floor*
How long was I out for?
*looks around the bar*
Ahh my eyes, that suit is a horrible colour, it stings!
*punches Gigolo*
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 10:58:11 GMT -5
lol so what do you serve to drink here?
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 10:50:45 GMT -5
Have you got anything with a little bit of a kick?
I saw your fight it was rather impressive... did you ever get your hat back?
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 10:43:52 GMT -5
Hey, Tycho are you still alive after the thunderdome? As i want to order a drink.
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 12:28:33 GMT -5
And so the story begins far from here in the northern wastes...
I had been wandering for many days. How many I couldn't rightly say, out there the passage of time is subtle as you wish each hour was your last. The hot sun beat down upon my shoulders. Instead of refreshing it tormented, like the cruel captor of an animal. Each step across the sandy landscape faltered, I stumbled. Fell. I lifted my face out of the sand, and tried to regain my focus. It was near impossible, for out there in the wastes there is nothing to focus on. The lands are desolate, the sky is clear and the sun burns through every tissue in your body. It is hell. I pushed myself up to my knees. Then tried to stand, my muscles quivered and my vision blurred. A hot surge of nausea knocked me back onto the warm sand. I turned my head and opened my eyes, but I saw nothing. It was black…I lost consciousness.
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Post by RoadKill on Apr 24, 2003 11:53:35 GMT -5
Hey I may be RoadKill but I'm still...em...if i wasn't so drunk I'd think of something to say.
*drinks more champagne*
A story eh?
Well gather round everybody....
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