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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 15:34:05 GMT -5
No, I'm cookin' with grease you ain't even allowed in the kitchen.
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Post by Tycho on May 30, 2003 19:16:57 GMT -5
"This 'filthy place' happens to be my Cafe. Uncle! You dont like it, there are many other dingy, badly lit, stinkin', holes out in the wasteland." laughed Tycho in reply.
He looked round the dim, dirty interior for a few moments before conceding "Although, maybe it... could do with a clean."
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 15:11:34 GMT -5
If the steak's a little bruised its only cos I killed the Kangaroo with a car. Anyways, the only Max I know was a man known as the Road Warrior. He blew through here quite a while ago, tore up the place prettygood too. Got Aunty real mad, apparently he stole a dwarf. Doesn't make no sense to me. Anyway if you want all the details spek to Uncle Entity he's the real expert on Bartertown History and Gossip.
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Post by Tycho on May 4, 2003 11:09:56 GMT -5
Erm In a word no, last time I saw a lettuce was 16 years ago...
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 14:52:23 GMT -5
Well with Whiskey in abundance, it's only $4 a bottle. Using my extensive numeric skills as a barkeep I can tell you that 4 goes into 1000, 250 times. So i guess you can have 250 bottles of Whiskey, that's just about all we got back there.. or something else off the menu and a Pre Paid Bar Tab. That'll let you have all you want any time you want till your 1000 dollars is done, which trust me will take a long time.
Atomic Cafe Menu Drinks:
Whiskey $4 a bottle Tequila $6 a bottle Beer $1 a bottle Orange Soda $1 a bottle
Food:
Gecko on a stick $2 Kangaroo Steak $6 Kangaroo Ribs $4 Kangaroo Tail Soup $2 Dog Burgers $3
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 14:37:58 GMT -5
Well, apparently my water ain't what it could be, so Unlce wanted Thunderdome, then kicked I disagree. If you wanna know what happened in detail... truth is I don't rightly remeber myself, there are detailed records over at the thunderdome thread.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 28, 2003 15:38:59 GMT -5
"Smooooooooth RoadKill."
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 12:36:44 GMT -5
d**n Roadkill you cant hold your liquor. Now he really is unconscious. Hope he tells us the rest if he wakes up.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 28, 2003 13:30:48 GMT -5
Well, we need to hire a cleaner, the jobs is open to you, if you're willing to work 12 hours a day for 1 dollar an hour.
Tycho doesn't mention the toilet paper, he doesn't want to embarass Tbot.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 28, 2003 12:55:13 GMT -5
Ok, I shall tell him, although I think Uncle has returned from the Wastes... so hopefully you can tell him of your quest yourself.
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 11:44:54 GMT -5
The only roadkill round here is you buddy. Plus all our food is of the best quality, it's only our water which is questionable, according to Uncle.
Now, you've been out in the wastes for quite a while, I guess you have some great stories to tell?
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Post by Tycho on Apr 27, 2003 14:10:59 GMT -5
"There's all sorts of goodies down here Roadkill," Tycho answered quickly, "most of the stuff ain't up to much," he continued, "but there are a few gems, a decent revolver or two, even a working pump action twelve guage. I'm not a collector or anything but people have to settle their bar tabs one way or another and usually a weapon will be the only thing of value they own in this godforsaken world."
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Post by Tycho on Apr 25, 2003 18:05:15 GMT -5
Tycho chuckled a Roadkill's observation,
"well you could call her a Humvee. She came over with some American troops back before the war, vehicle for the embassy or something like that. d**n thing doesn't even have an engine anymore, never mind the electrics and TLC needed to start her up.
She's only good for scrap nowadays, might break her down someday, the armour plating oughta come in useful."
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Post by Tycho on Apr 24, 2003 11:37:33 GMT -5
"In fact, I've been saving this champagne for a special time. But what with you're arrival in Bartertown RoadKill plus, this lovely Cafe finally seeing a few patrons, I think I might just open it up."
He thumbed the cork, sending it skyward with a pop, where it bounced off the ceiling.
"Want a glass?"
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Post by Tycho on Apr 25, 2003 13:17:43 GMT -5
"Well there's the 'Prancing Pony' Brothel a few minutes West of here Tbot, but most of the guys in there are helluva dirty, you'd probably catch something awful."
He motioned to Roadkill, who lay slumped across the bar once again.
"Looks like this fella is up for a bit of excitement though."
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