If the steak's a little bruised its only cos I killed the Kangaroo with a car. Anyways, the only Max I know was a man known as the Road Warrior. He blew through here quite a while ago, tore up the place prettygood too. Got Aunty real mad, apparently he stole a dwarf. Doesn't make no sense to me. Anyway if you want all the details spek to Uncle Entity he's the real expert on Bartertown History and Gossip.
Well with Whiskey in abundance, it's only $4 a bottle. Using my extensive numeric skills as a barkeep I can tell you that 4 goes into 1000, 250 times. So i guess you can have 250 bottles of Whiskey, that's just about all we got back there.. or something else off the menu and a Pre Paid Bar Tab. That'll let you have all you want any time you want till your 1000 dollars is done, which trust me will take a long time.
Atomic Cafe Menu Drinks:
Whiskey $4 a bottle Tequila $6 a bottle Beer $1 a bottle Orange Soda $1 a bottle
Gecko on a stick $2 Kangaroo Steak $6 Kangaroo Ribs $4 Kangaroo Tail Soup $2 Dog Burgers $3
Well, apparently my water ain't what it could be, so Unlce wanted Thunderdome, then kicked I disagree. If you wanna know what happened in detail... truth is I don't rightly remeber myself, there are detailed records over at the thunderdome thread.
"There's all sorts of goodies down here Roadkill," Tycho answered quickly, "most of the stuff ain't up to much," he continued, "but there are a few gems, a decent revolver or two, even a working pump action twelve guage. I'm not a collector or anything but people have to settle their bar tabs one way or another and usually a weapon will be the only thing of value they own in this godforsaken world."
"well you could call her a Humvee. She came over with some American troops back before the war, vehicle for the embassy or something like that. d**n thing doesn't even have an engine anymore, never mind the electrics and TLC needed to start her up.
She's only good for scrap nowadays, might break her down someday, the armour plating oughta come in useful."