A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you. " Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also," the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years! No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."
<<The chain on those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'll take you ten minutes to hack through it with this (handing him a hacksaw). Now, if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five minutes.>>
Lol I dunno, I just saw your posts and no reference to anything in Mad Max and just assumed like an idiot (that's me), that you hadnt seen them. But Obviously I am wrong, I apologise Aluli. Good to have ye aboard matey.