A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started". Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her
boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and
shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"FIRST of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger". He held her hand and said
"SECOND, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then........" he sighed, and said: "Lets put all these Frosted Flakes back into the box."
<<The chain on those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'll take you ten minutes to hack through it with this (handing him a hacksaw). Now, if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five minutes.>>